dempie

an amazng friend, always up for a laugh, pretty, likes pies and is called demi. she likes foosty fudge ad worms.

monpie and dempie ! (L)

by monicaahodge December 21, 2009

Dampf

A self-righteous hypocrite; one who thinks he/she is holier than thou, yet does not practice what he/she preaches.

He talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. He is such a “Dampf.”

You're completely full of shit; stop Dampfing.

by Linguist782 July 23, 2014

Daemyen

A charming hansome young boy who is liked by every girl that meets him. He is the one that most guys hang around because he is cool and gets a lot of hoes.

Girl: will u be my Daemyen?
Guy: No u hoe get the duck away from me!!

by Fuckherrightinthepussymany41 March 28, 2015

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January, for those of us with less willpower or just want a drink

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini
Nicole: I’ll thought you were doing dry January
Me: NO, I’m doing DAMP January.... not dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 8, 2021

Code Daemon

A Code Daemon, is a remarkable thing, usually with learning difficulties and strange behavioural attitudes; tendancy to be habbit forming, or even become agitated because of because. Coming from a kind of daemon, its probably not surprising that we are so weird afterall.

a code daemon daemons code. simple. isnt it?

by Adam January 2, 2005

splash damping

The act of reducing the noise subseqent to the execution of a bowel movement in a public bathroom facility.

Person 1#
The bathroom at work was packed this morning! I even resorted to splash damping to save myself from embarassment!
Person #2
WTF is splash damping
Person #1
You know... You put TP on the water before you drop one?
Person #2
That's enough. Why did I even ask.

by SCrow January 6, 2007

Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014