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please help me find my dad he left me when I was six and we were playing hide and seek
by Skully_iF November 7, 2016
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Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.
by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022
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DAD

Dad: In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 0 already displayed
Kid: Oh you son of a bitch
by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021
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Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.
You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!
by Got.Answers December 31, 2021
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dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him
Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you
by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018
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Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.
Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."
by eeew October 29, 2017
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Dad

Someone you never had.
Son: why don’t I have a dad?

Mom:he ether died, cheated on me, ghosted me when i was pregnant with your ugly ass, never cam from the store to “Get milk” always at work, Or he fucked me and got me pregnant at a one night stand.
by SuccToSUCCeed September 12, 2020
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