cupcake

A really weak person or team.

Coach: "Guys, are schedule is very tough this year. Our only cupcake is Temple. We dont even need to practice to beat them 55-3

by sexywhiteboy December 28, 2005

cupcake

When a boy is hooking up with a male or female and ejaculates on some part of their body, most often the chest, and consumes his own secretions.

Whoa! The wierdest thing happened to me last night. Johnny pulled a cupcake. At least there wasn't anything to clean up!

by RdizzleInYoFace February 22, 2011

Cupcake

Cupcake is a fake fan of someone. Who only pays attention when they want to.

She’s a cupcake of lil peep.

by DaddyAsf👅 June 16, 2018

cupcake

A person who is overly sensitive about life.

Rufus lost the bet and is now crying in the basement. He's such a cupcake.

by uncivilized January 5, 2008

Cupcake

A slang term used for female breasts.

Arent you afraid your cupcakes might slide out of that outfit?

by M3D13V4L October 4, 2008

cupcake

A two faced conniving fat bitch who acts nice but will cut her own mother's heart out and feed it to her to better her reputation or just fun. Her reasons are usually unknown and is often referred to with a much more explicit word.

Can you believe what she told the boss to get that promotion? What a cupcake!

by down with cupcakes December 6, 2013

Cupcake

A cute girl who has a larger than life frame. She tends to be fun loving, risk taking, and just loves life! While she is sometimes judged on her size, a cupcake is really an awesome person when people get passed her. Cupcakes actually look really very good with a beanpole

Oh my God Jen! Ever since you started dating Eric you've become such a cupcake!

by lynnajenn21 November 27, 2011