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Cuddle Fight

In order to satisfy the intense desire to cuddle someone, no matter what the situation, one may choose to instigate a Cuddle Fight. Similar to an arm wrestle, in that it can be spontaneous and needs no preparation. In a Cuddle Fight, everyone is a winner.

Antonym of Cuddle Rape.
"Doop doop doop here I am on the High Stree-oh my gosh I just HAVE to cuddle someone RIGHT NOW..."

"Deep deep deep here I am minding my own business"

"YOU! CUDDLE FIGHT"

"I accept your challenge!"

"Hooray, we both win!"
by dewdars February 9, 2010
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cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
by badmintonlover February 27, 2011
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Cuddle boo

A cute reference referring to someone whom you cuddle with. Sex and alcohol may or may not be involved.
"I wish I had a cuddle boo over right now because I'm drunk and horny"

"Steven is my Thursday cuddle boo and Marc is my Saturday cuddle boo"
by EricfromthecitySF October 13, 2011
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Mormon Cuddle

A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.
That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.
by Get at me April 15, 2012
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Cuddle Whipped

(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Example 1:
(at a party)

Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.

Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?

Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

Guy 1: you get laid at least?

Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
by concerned group July 23, 2010
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cuddleable

"jacky and Bubba are very cuddleable" ;
by JKBS September 8, 2010
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Cuddlefuck

cud·dle fu•ck
ˈkədl/fûçķ
verb
1.
The highest teir of cuddling, this is when cuddling has reached the point where it is just as enjoyable as sex (but you last longer) usually only resulting in the two options of actually fucking or taking a rejuvenating nap.

synonyms: spooning, embrace, clasp, hold tight, hold/fold in one's arms, snuggle
"I can't wait to get home a cuddlefuck you to sleep after work"

"Honey, I'm tired can you settle for cuddlefucking instead? We can see how I feel when I wake up"
by Officer long schlong March 10, 2017
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