Crusader

A attractive person who suits up in nice clothes to go and fuck the shit out of a fat girl
Omg! LOOK at Derek he is such a crusader he's all dressed up, took try and fuck Becky whos got bigger thighs than she does boobs
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
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Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
by Definememespls October 12, 2021
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Hotel Crusader

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.
Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.
by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023
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Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro February 08, 2014
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the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre
by JohnXL December 17, 2017
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