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Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018
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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.
How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.
Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.
by Myersrum February 15, 2022
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Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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Crumpet Muncher

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.
by Npet2301 April 13, 2022
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