dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017

Crocodile Laugh

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.

Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...

by MountFox12 August 21, 2023

Upsidedown Crocodile Bite

When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.

I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!

by CrocBot May 23, 2022

Crocodile Style

A sex position that involves unexpectedly wrapping your arms and legs around your partner before violently spinning, preferably done when they're at the local watering hole

I totally shocked my girl with some crocodile style last night

by JohnWilliams42069 July 28, 2025

churchill crocodile

when you eating a girl out but you accidentally bite the clit

"mmm that's real nice Bab-- AAA WHAT THE FUCK OW DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHURCHILL CROCODILE???"

by dead boi June 25, 2020

Crocodile

Determining the sex of an individual by snapping at their genitalia.

Paul Hogan had to pull a "Crocodile" on two trannies in his movie debut, "Crocodile Dundee"

by Jungle Dave February 2, 2020

Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018