Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.

So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....

by GenChaos October 17, 2006

Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

by AVietnamese August 6, 2009

crispy done done

the state of being after smoking a lot.

Yo I just smoked an eigth, I am Crispy Done Done

by Clayton Woodward December 21, 2008

Crispy Creme

v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut

She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Crispy Crunch

While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.

As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.

by gmatt January 14, 2009

Crisp

a universal word that can be used in any positive context. This word can be used in almost any sentence referring to any context. It is a general term that incorporates any word or saying that is used as a positive indicator. If it is to be used in a negative context one should add the word 'not' before 'Crisp'.

Positive Context:

keep it crisp
we crisp like that
gonna get some crisp new shoes
gonna get some crisp studying done

Negative context:

that's not very crisp

by Keepin it Crisp February 15, 2012

jesus crispy

1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.

John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004