Covfefe

A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.

Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.

by That's So Camille July 9, 2017

Covfefe

Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.

Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.

Watergate was mostly covfefe.

by skelegate June 1, 2017

Covfefe

Covfefe, Trumps prison word for Clinton

Cliton is not just my fefe, she is my covfefe

by mrssilencedogood May 31, 2017

Covfefe

The act of shitting on everybody

Did you hear what Jake did to his friends and family?

Yeah man, he's really covfefe

by The Social Code June 6, 2017

covfefe

When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.

Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!

by ashmenon May 31, 2017

Covfefe

Being urinated upon by multiple people inside a hotel room.

I'm going to Moscow to get some covfefe action! Make America great again!

by Sp33dba11 July 3, 2017

Covfefe

When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.

You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.

Despite my lack of effectiveness, creating division and inviting violence, I am a good guy Covfefe

by Anamar June 5, 2017