cotton headed ninny muggins

One who thinks he is humorous and/or lacks brain capacity; a doofus

Notice how the two previous posters before me are, themselves, cotton headed ninny muggins's?

by Ctrl April 22, 2006

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

oxy cotton

another name for oxycontin, made popular by the song "oxy cotton" by lil wyte that talks about abusing the drug.
Synthetic opiate ; painkiller. Obtained by prescription. Prescribed for moderate to severe chronic pain. Sold by people who tell their doctor they need it, but rather have $5000 for a bottle of 100 pills. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy, like you're wrapped in the warmest blanket and safe. Yet when your off it, you get withdrawal and anxiety to the world, because you have been numb/high/ for so long. Most people say they see everything "clearer" when they become sober.

10, 20, 40, 80 mg's. The 160's were pulled from the market.

oxy cotton had me fucked up all night!

by tyrone williamsz November 21, 2006

cotton rocket

a feminine hygiene product, a tampon.

Aunt Flo was in town, so i had to pick up some cotton rockets for my girl.

by Amos A. February 16, 2006

DOTTING COTTON

when you have to take a shit so bad that the terd is touching your underwear

I had to take a shit so bad that, before I got to the toilet I was dotting cotton.

by Cledis & Mojo August 15, 2006

Cottage Grove, MN

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

by stifler'smom April 1, 2010

Cotton Pickin

Something people say when they get mad.
Or it is a replacement for GD or Gosh Darn it.

"You get on my last cotton pickin nerves!"

"Damn, you so cotton pickin fugly"

by Tay-Nii-Chan October 22, 2008