Coronavirus

The pinnacle of happiness

Guy 1: bruh, I'm depressed bc school
Guy 2: yeah me too
Coronavirus: I can fix that

by yeetthis April 15, 2020

coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

coronavirus anxiety

Coronavirus Anxiety is the intense fear of and fixation towards covid19. The term was coined in the spring of 2020 while fear of the coronavirus spread around the world.

My coronavirus anxiety is so bad, that I dreamed I had to jump through a stain glass window to avoid giving coronavirus to the Pope.

by TheCatsPajamas69 March 28, 2020

chronovore

a monster of some sort that turns up in a million sci-fi b-movies.

cheap sci-fi b-movies with dialogue such as:

'my god it's a chronovore' or
'run! its a chronovore' or even
'aargh! the chronovore has got me, save yourselves!'

by H Roddan January 3, 2006

Coronavirus

Why did this dude have to eat a bat? LIKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING EATING A STUPID BAT?!?! NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET SOME DANG TOILET PAPER AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MY SOCIAL LIFE I-

Coronavirus: Teehee Hi
Everyone: OH HECK TO THE NO

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Coronavirus

Something Levi started to fuck with Shane’s year.

Levi - “I know just the thing that will ruin Shane’s year, Coronavirus”

by Yourwelcomelevi May 11, 2020

Coronavirus

The Chinese virus

-Donald trump 2020
Coronavirus

by Ilooklikeanelephant May 11, 2020