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cornhole swirl

The process of bending a chic over the toilet and fucking her in the ass and then dunking her head in the toilet bowl and flushing.
The bitch pissed me off so I brought her into the bathroom and gave her a cornhole swirl
by dunkendave December 14, 2019
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burnt corndog

When someone engaged in anal sex allows their partner to shit on their dick and it is left to dry out and harden resembling a burnt corndog.
Neil Patrick harris got a burnt corndog from his bae.
by Toastybuns November 21, 2014
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swedish cornhole

The act of eating meatballs while soaking in a tub of IcyHot while wearing a speedo
I have plans tonight that involves a Swedish cornhole
by Deycorli May 31, 2017
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crusty corndog

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!
by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017
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Fungi cornholyis

The medical term to describe a bad case of athlete's asshole.
Brett: Man my asshole looks like I ran it up and down a fucking cactus. I got a bad case of fungi cornholyis.
Rick: Stop trying to sound smart and just say athlete's asshole!
by Couplepals September 10, 2019
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tijuana corndog

The maneuver you pull on sergio after he gets back from his third dinner of the day.
"Yo he came back with his lips smacking up a storm so i had to give him the ol' Tijuana corndog."
by The Shucker of Corn August 28, 2020
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Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.
Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*
by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020
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