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Piss Copier

When urinating in the office bin and it splashes the side of the photocopier.
Don't touch the side of the Piss Copier
by N all that August 29, 2023
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Pessoas são como copos

Todos nós somos como copos, vamos colocando a água no copo e se não pararmos de colocar ou dermos um jeito de esvaziar ele transborda, na vida nós seriamos os copos e a água seria como as emoções, informações e essas coisas do dia a dia.
Então se não esvaziarmos os copos eles transbordam, ou seja se não nos esvaziarmos transbordaremos, e quando transbordamos é quando temos nossos ''ataques'', sejam de raiva, insegurança, medo e etc .
Agora como esvaziar os copos varia de pessoa pra pessoa, no meu caso quando compartilho o que estou sentindo me sinto aliviado (esvaziado, mas claro que existem pessoas cm quem eu esvazio, pessoas em quem e confio elas são minhas válvulas de escape.
Isso é apenas uma teoria assim como a de ''Margo'' de ''Cidade de Papel'', de que somos feitos de fios por dentro.
Acho que já dei o exemplo, mas pessoas são como copos
by elfortizinho July 30, 2018
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copium

Slang for "I like long objects inside my ass", normally used by Genshin Impact players
"I like to say copium because I'm gay as fuck and have nothing better to do"
by Kentavr September 25, 2021
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carbon copies

the best friend group you ever did see
Members: Jordan, Jamison, Eads, Reid, Melissa, Meg, and Sydney

girl 1: Did you hear the carbon copies are having a party this weekend?

girl 2: Omg we have to get invited
by bob_duncan_1 February 6, 2020
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copo

(ko-po) (College Police) Law enforcement wannabes usually found on college campuses. They can often be found driving small, under-powered, foreign imports with dorky decals. They are often seen wearing their trademark "dress floods" and shiny boots. Their call is often heard echoing through the halls as a mixture of overpowering radio static and the jingling of their vast collection of keys.
ViXXoR: Hey, Terry, what are the copo like, I've heard they come after you before?

Terry McSexpants: They are the lamest bunch of fucking idiots. They don't speak, its more of a slur. It's like they've eaten too much junk food and stared at a computer screen too long, and are just tired and want to go hang out in their mother's basements and post on forums and play magic cards.

They try and act tough and its like, whats their biggest weapon, a roll of quarters to call the actual police? They have all the authority of the coin-operated telephones at the mall. Unless you hit them or break something, and then they're allowed to direct you to the office and take ur picture. So that if you EVER go back there, and break something again, they can "detain" you (ask u to stay) while they get the cops there.
by ViXXoR October 13, 2005
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Cojio

wedgie
When someones pants is riding up their butt. Spanish for wedgie
Damn that girl has a big cojio.
by Vanessa May 13, 2005
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Cophones

/kəˈfoʊneɪz/ Mutation of the words 'cojones' and phone, cophones denotes courage only over the phone and in the security of ones house. Someone with cophones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over the phone.

For the internet equivalent see also keyjones
After acting like such a bitch the day before, Brian called his friends in a threatning matter hoping his cophones would have them scared.

Wow, he acts so tough over the phone but in real life he's a wuss! Must be cophones.
by DunxTheCan October 14, 2009
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