on the cool

1. seriously on the real

On the cool, I didn't sleep with his girl.

by L-nina September 7, 2005

Carlito Caribbean Cool

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.

I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.

by Kain October 31, 2004

LL Cool J

a rapper who's been in the game for 20 years and can't stop licking his lips due to a rare illnessthat makes lips taste like cookie dough

by cnlballa October 11, 2003

Cool Yo Ass

'Cool Yo Ass' is a phrase used to tell someone to either shut up, step back from a confrontation with the person who is saying the phrase or to tell an individual, or group of persons, to 'be cool', to 'calm down' and/or 'step back' from the situation.

'Cool Yo Ass' is a much much cooler way of saying 'calm down', 'chill out' or any other type of similar phrasing.

To 'Cool Yo Ass' is to either simply be cool or to 'have a Coke an a smile and chill the f**k out'

The action of 'Cool Yo Ass' (or more correctly 'Cooling Yo Ass') is to remain totally cool, calm and collective and basically 'brush the dirt off your shoulders' like it 'ain't no thang'.

This term was coined approximately around May 2009 in the city of Christchurch in Canterbury, New Zealand by a group of stand-up dudes who wish to remain nameless. So Cool Yo Ass...

Luke: "Oh my God! Duuuude, you just knocked that bouncer clean the fuck out!!! The cops are going to arrest us!!!"

Kane: "Cool Yo Ass."

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Wendy (the racist bar manager/owner): "You, you and you, get the f**k out of my club now! ...I hate you Coconuts and Maoris!"

Kane: "Bitch, cool yo ass."

by Kommi Knocker June 5, 2009

be cool with it

To access a difficult situation in favor of the speaker; to accept the situation at hand. Usually used as an evasive or passive aggressive question when the problem being negotiated is especially awkward.

Hey if I were going to ask your sister out on a date, you'd be cool with it, right?

by drnoise June 19, 2010

Colostitute

A person who has had creation of a surgical colostomy, and then uses this newfound orifice for commercial (sexual) purposes.

Did you hear about John? He had Colon Cancer but they were able to resect it entirely. Only thing is that now he's down on Hollywood Blvd. servicing all the Producer types. He's become a damn COLOSTITUTE!!!

by Sick MD April 24, 2009

too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

by netpan November 7, 2011