screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.

Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.

I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.

by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011

Cupcake Convention

A cupcake Convention is basically like a group of predators. The cupcake Is a reference to when EDP445 when he went to go get a cupcake. This joke was used by Ryth when a user on YouTube went to a "Genshin impact" concert. The thing is that A cupcake convention is a group of predators who likes a bunch of minors

Alternatively a cupcake convention would be a convention only for predators. Who likes things with girls in it. (Minecraft, Genshin impact, Honkai star rai: impact

Friend 1: bro I made some cupcakes today

Friend 2: Dude make sure the Cupcake Convention doesn't find out

Friend 3: ong bro

by Otto-and-asteroids May 15, 2024

The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025