constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

Constantin

An entity known as Constantin is a ghost that likes to haunt people and press alt + f4 on your keyboard.

Constantin just pressed alt + f4 on my keyboard.

by Engineeringsince2023 December 1, 2022

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

konstance

A nice person who is good friends with a padawan lemon, has cool stuff and loves bumble bee and FINDING MICHELLE (OH-MY-GAB!!!)

She looks like Konstance! :-O

by Xxkingston23xX March 21, 2009

wadsworth constant

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment does not approach importance until 30% or greater into said video, conversation, or comment.

Brian, I applied the Wadsworth Constant to that porn video you gave me and thankfully skipped all the dick sucking.

by DusterBugless October 2, 2011

constable

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

by Pace the race November 20, 2011

Constantinople

A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?

Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.

Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.

Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?

Jack: Who cares.

by The Macedonian May 19, 2005