plasticrap condam

Manly use for Having sex with a partner that has herpes. use it to cover the parts of the herpis and then have fun (May not work)

Try it your self its fun to use a plasticrap condam (MAY NOT WORK)

by Eric W.. August 25, 2006

comedy central

A comedy channel that used to be the best on basic cable. But now it's going down the toilet because of unfunny annoying shows like Crank Yankers and Wanda Sykes, too many re-runs, and because some of the best shows are being cancelled and replaced with cheap trash.

Remember when you could watch the Man Show and Comedy Central was good?

by scuba steve January 10, 2005

comedical

A joke, situation, or event that is both sick and funny...

Also, a joke, situation, or event that makes you laugh so hard, you need medical attention
Derived from the words comedy and medical.

watching Sarah Palin pardon a turkey at thanksgiving while other turkeys were being slaughtered in the background was very comedical

by zino0 August 22, 2010

Comedy

An artform one or several persons' perform to sway an audience attention with witty jokes and laughter. Comedy is best perform by a comedian.

TurtleHead Comedy showcases the best comedians around the tri-state area. These guys really display the true art of comedy.

by UrbanLegends March 21, 2015

banana coded

(verb) past tense version of banana code; (verb) to have previously used 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)

**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.

by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013

conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.

I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.

by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011

Comedy

Funny stuff that makes you die on the inside but laugh on the outside

What the hell is comedy???????

by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017