Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.
Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
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Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 01, 2014
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Holy Faith Convent Gyal

They're mostly lesbians and ones who aren't either want a bullerman from Pres or with a CESEC man

Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.
Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.

Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.

Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.
by Convent gyal 123 November 21, 2023
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brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.
Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.
by RTBSTRD November 04, 2013
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