10 Commandments

1- Thou shall have no other CoDs before Modern Warfare 4.

2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.

3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.

4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.

5- Thou shall not grill.

6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.

7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.

8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.

9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.

10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
Don't forget to blindly follow any and all doctrines or manifests that your parents tell you to, especially the 10 commandments.
by Mud0Day October 14, 2020
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COVID Commander

Another name for the coronavirus pandemic. Named for the main villain in the 80s gi joe cartoons.
"Everyone's panic buying toilet paper because of the COVID Commander."
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Commander John

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?
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Commander Cain

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
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Commander shepard

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg
Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
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rusty commander

Eating your jail commander's pussy, while she is shitting on an RV toilet.
Chase gave Sharon a "rusty commander" while ridding her bowels of the cat fish she had, while straddling the rv toilet.
by M&Z December 26, 2010
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