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commander in theif

The man in presently (at whatever time that might currently be) who is in charge of stealing as much money as possible for him or herself. This might be done through giving huge government contracts to their friends, or just kind of redirecting money into the proper bank accounts. This person is usually referred to as the "Commander in Chief" and/or "President of the United States". But we all know that if they aren't banging the ho under the desk, they are off to steal our money so why not change the name.
The commander in theif couldn't steal a pretzel if he tried.
by CommieSmurf November 18, 2003
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Commander

A mixed drink consisting of four shots of whiskey (commonly Pendleton) and four shots of Peach Schnapps; essentially eight pillow biters in the same glass.
He tried to drink a commander but blew chunks an hour later.
by DWMlives December 14, 2010
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clit commander

someone who has complete control of the clitorse
by stud1256 May 15, 2003
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Commanded

To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
by TheBinford5000 December 3, 2011
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Commander in chiefing a cig

When President Barack Obama lights up a cigarette.
President Obama is totally commander in chiefing a cig right now.
by Oliver Ralph March 14, 2010
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Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.
David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"
by MegaMilk January 21, 2015
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commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.
"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"
by gulo May 16, 2006
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