After a particularly hard night on the piss, and suffering a brain-melting hangover, a Comfort Poo is the shit you have that flushes most of the toxins out and eases the pain.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
It could be the 2nd, 3rd or even 8th crap you take that day, but you will know when it's your Comfort Poo. Because the hangover will finally have crawled back into the fiery pits of Mordor, whence it came.
by Centaur23 December 8, 2011
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A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
A fair-weather friend who makes weak excuses when you need help with a two-or-more-person job.
Even though everyone comes to my house to eat, hang-out, and party; when I needed help painting the kitchen, the comfort-junkies were all busy playing video games and watching movies, to pick up a paintbrush or roller for five minutes.
by mysticklemom November 14, 2018
Get the Comfort-Junkie mug.Comfort kink is when you have a kink that relates to being turned on by seeing people comfortable. Or by feeling comfort yourself.
You could have a comfort kink if you find to be someone readjusting themselves to be in a more comfortable position as a turn-on for you.
You get turned on by the fact that someone else feels comfort/comfortable, as they know/knew exactly what to do to make themselves more comfortable in the first place. And that to some people is attractive.
(Note: This is not an official definition, and any person can alter the definition to their own terms if wanted/needed.)
You could have a comfort kink if you find to be someone readjusting themselves to be in a more comfortable position as a turn-on for you.
You get turned on by the fact that someone else feels comfort/comfortable, as they know/knew exactly what to do to make themselves more comfortable in the first place. And that to some people is attractive.
(Note: This is not an official definition, and any person can alter the definition to their own terms if wanted/needed.)
"I think I have a comfort kink, I love watching porn where people have a comfortable relationship with one another."
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"I love seeing my partner be so turned and comfortable with me when having sex. I think I have a comfort kink of some sort."
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"I love seeing my partner be so turned and comfortable with me when having sex. I think I have a comfort kink of some sort."
by Ghost_Whisper October 31, 2023
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Get the Comfort Body mug.Any noun (person, place, or thing) that provides comfort to you over anything else. I.e, it makes you happier than any other person, place, or thing can.
Person 1: Hey, why is your pillow so old?
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
Person 2: It's my comfort queen, nothing else makes me as happy as it does.
Person 1: Damn... that's sad.
by goifman May 5, 2020
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I woke up the next day with a hang over and a full comfort beer. I smiled because I knew the nite never had to end.
by bkjb99 January 24, 2015
Get the comfort beer mug.The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.
Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021
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