Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

Kurt cobain

DEAD BOI

If the passenger seat in a car is called shotgun, then is the seat behind it called the Kurt cobain?

by IDFKMON March 19, 2020

Kurt cobain

The seat behind shotgun in the vehicle your about to ride in.

Guy: shotgun...
Girl: Kurt cobain then.
Guy: what’s that??
Girl: the seat behind shotgun(you)

by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019

"Curt Cobain" it

To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)

Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save

by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019

Kurt-cobain

The action of shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun.

I was extremely sick of life, so I dealt with it the old fashion way and kurt-cobained

by Candice Dikkin October 4, 2021

Kurt Cobain

A massive headache.

Guy 1: Bro you ok? You seem a bit off lately
Guy 2: Yeah my head is feeling like Kurt Cobain’s
Guy 1: Damn I’m sorry bro

by Vandalized March 31, 2019