cobain exit

To commit suicide. Former Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain ended his own life, thus making his final exit.

I really wish the asshole would make a cobain exit.

by ExtremistsSuck January 16, 2017

Kurt Cobain

A troubled man with a heart of gold

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain

by Somethinguy December 1, 2018

"Curt Cobain" it

To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)

Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save

by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019

jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016

Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!

My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face

by Deadfox January 10, 2017

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

Kurt cobain

The seat behind shotgun in the vehicle your about to ride in.

Guy: shotgun...
Girl: Kurt cobain then.
Guy: what’s that??
Girl: the seat behind shotgun(you)

by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019