Kurt cobain

The seat behind shotgun in the vehicle your about to ride in.

Guy: shotgun...
Girl: Kurt cobain then.
Guy: what’s that??
Girl: the seat behind shotgun(you)

by Giuseppe1988 October 11, 2019

Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.

1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.

by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016

"Curt Cobain" it

To commit suicide
(The quote marks are required)

Jack: Jen was about to "Curt Cobain" it last night but I stopped her
Sean: Good save

by What_Is_A_Pseudonym? May 16, 2019

jerk Cobain

to masturbate and finish by blowing the load into your own mouth

Man, I was feeling depressed last night so I gave myself a nice jerk Cobain.

by mglange March 4, 2016

Kurt Cobain

A massive headache.

Guy 1: Bro you ok? You seem a bit off lately
Guy 2: Yeah my head is feeling like Kurt Cobain’s
Guy 1: Damn I’m sorry bro

by Vandalized March 31, 2019

Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.

That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.

by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

Kurt Cobain

A troubled man with a heart of gold

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain

by Somethinguy December 1, 2018