Clowning

The term used as an alternative for being back on your bullshit, meaning trying to meet a famous person or just generally being a white man’s hoe. Coined by jeffa cakes who clown weekly.

Let’s go clowning for 5sos tomorrow.

by jeffacakes1 May 8, 2018

Closing the books

You run up on a nigga that talk shit and can't keep his mouth shut

Student#1 : see that nigga over there he ugly asf 🤣
Student#2 : man I'm closing the books on this nigga, I done had enough!😡

by Xanarcy November 7, 2018

Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.

“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon”

by 2stix March 2, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"

by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019