mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich March 04, 2018

clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.

The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 09, 2018

Clitoris

The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.

"hey have you heard about clitoris?"

"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 02, 2022

Clitoris

The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist

She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3

by Brazzer_than_brazz October 30, 2018

Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

by Darien2010 July 23, 2021

clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).

Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023

clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.

Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023