Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

tree climbing feet

Feet that look as if they would assist in climbing a tree.

His feet are huge, he has tree climbing feet.

by Huckabee May 31, 2019

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.

*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"

by amawomps April 13, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning

"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"

by General Herpes July 19, 2025

climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.

timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch

by danny_boi November 20, 2007