A slang for Penis captivus; a rare occurrence during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina. A gorilla claw is symbolic of the vagina, meanwhile the banana is actually a penis.
by eugenenao June 6, 2019
Get the gorilla clawmug. A man who once lived in a cave long ago with the first name of Jake started this form of man. He has an allure to all types of females be it wasps or chickens any female is sure to fall victim to his illustrious at sometimes gravitational pull of sexual tension. He is a master of the female anatomy and any female to feel his moist long hands will sure be in for the "ride" of there lives. His only flaw is that he is weak and will succumb to almost any form of violence. A clauson will drop to his knees when approached by any male stronger then he thinks he is and most likely perform any type of oral fixations to pleasure and hopefully gain the males trust so that afterwards he may strike with a key blade. Clauson also known as The Claw will sometimes hide in dark moist places waiting to win over any female. Clauson is a sex machine who is a force to be reckoned with.
The Gallent clauson or "Claw" strikes his prey with his moist hands of seduction.
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
Clauson/The Claw: Moist or very wet
by True Life Facts 107 January 28, 2018
Get the Clauson/The Clawmug. A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
Get the Howdon Clawmug. by notrub225 January 23, 2010
Get the madonna clawmug. The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.
Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.
Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
by mrbufo October 10, 2005
Get the Bear Clawmug. formation of the hand where one creates a claw. Often attached with a "grr" face, but not necessarily. Usually done by scene myspace girls. aka "the metal hand"?
Scene girl: NEW PICZ. COMMENT PLEZ
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.
Girl: Um so what exactly are you doing here?
Scene girl: Oh thats just the myspace claw isn't it cute?
Girl: you look like a bear.
by ^_*.. November 23, 2006
Get the myspace clawmug. A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
Get the claw machinemug.