A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

Guy 1: oh Christ that dogs shit on your lawn again
Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting
Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting
by Hello you old June 29, 2020

1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...
2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...
2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
Son: Ah Christ...
2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...
2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
by Misty117 June 16, 2011

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
by ME.💀 March 28, 2023

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

A common exclamation used to describe the perma-frost like conditions set on a thermostat, usually by a mother.
“Freezus Christ, it’s cold in here!” gasped Thomas. “CathCath went AWOL on the thermostat again!” Alexandra chattered between her teeth.
by Gordon Bombay March 6, 2018

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
