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jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020
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Christ in hell

Christ in hell , a word used to describe a high level of anger or fustration
Guy 1: oh Christ that dogs shit on your lawn again

Guy 2: christ in hell that bloody dog wants shooting
by Hello you old June 29, 2020
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Ah Christ...

What someone says when they're either annoyed, bored, or frustrated.
1) (Mom enters son's bedroom and starts screaming) Mom: "I told you to do the dishes! Now get off that computer and do them!
Son: Ah Christ...

2) (Brother listening to his sister chat on her phone) Sister: And I was like totally and he was like totally and I was like...
Brother: (Sighing) Ah Christ...

2) (Computer freezers for the 4th time)
User: Ah Christ...
by Misty117 June 16, 2011
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Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
by ME.💀 March 28, 2023
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gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER
"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"
by the only joe papa February 16, 2023
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Freezus Christ

A common exclamation used to describe the perma-frost like conditions set on a thermostat, usually by a mother.
“Freezus Christ, it’s cold in here!” gasped Thomas. “CathCath went AWOL on the thermostat again!” Alexandra chattered between her teeth.
by Gordon Bombay March 6, 2018
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Christ On A Boat

“Christ On A Boat” is a phrase that can express a range of emotions. It often is said in a moment of shock or inspiration as a way of dealing with something.
Christ On A Boat Sequana, it’s Tom Hardy!!!
by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019
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