Chode

A peen wider than it is long
Like lazerbeam said in one of his dumb subreddits videos that guy probably has a chode
by Jackson Wilhelmi January 17, 2020
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Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker February 19, 2016
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chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick
Lucas Sharp has a chode
by momo1021 September 23, 2017
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chode

a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick
Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever
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Chode

Any body with the name Tim kale Jacob have Chodes. Chodes are small fat cocks
Kale has a chode I didnt like our sex
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Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.
by Larry swindle October 29, 2017
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Chode

A Hasstin, Josh, or Caleb
Person 1: what’s a chode
Person 2: a Hasstin, josh, or Caleb
by Chickenfingers02 October 27, 2019
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