shit chisel

a jet of urine used to remove encrusted faeces off the toilet bowl

girl: i've done a real daggy vegan shit in the toilet.
man: i better wang out a shit chisel then

by godofthebowl January 9, 2014

Piss Chisel

When a man uses his urine stream to clean the toilet. Such as knocking feces stains off

I used the piss chisel to clean up a little bit

by Kash Take May 18, 2020

The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.

The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.

by The Crab people January 19, 2021

Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones

Known for trekking it with Purple Aki. Wears a Nike trackie with an a adidas cap and puma socks with north face sliders.

Always itching her muff, never ask her for a puff. Has cheese in her belly button and wears skiddy knickers check inside her kickers. Always puts srs, ops, x for a line on her story because she thinks she's a top g but she actually drinks her own pee.

Hey bro look over there its a wild Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones! SRS

by secretgorl123 April 27, 2023

dick chisel

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.

Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.

by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003

Cheelos

The best Xbox 360 named player in the world.
Cheelos is the kind of cheap cheetos one may find in a corner store behind the cheetos because it's so low quality. It also is a brand of cheeper cheerios that also hide behind the cheerio boxes in stores.

Cheelos can be: Cheerios, Cheetos, asshole, jerk, retard, guy thats better than you at COD4

by Phab March 30, 2008

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.

"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."

by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009