expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.
1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"
by Heavy Lobster November 13, 2010
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chef the ops

when a person uses a sharp object like a knife or shank to stab a. a rival gang member or b. an annoying person.
e.g. gab's joined sam. k then lets chef the ops
by roadmanneek March 28, 2019
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chef david

Chef David is not to be trifled with. Chef David does not like that. Chef David is a more intense version of Gordon Ramsey.
John: crying
Mary: what happened?
John: He went all Chef David on my ass. I forgot to take my head out of my ass before coming into work.
Mary: Don't you know Chef David doesn't like that! Stear clear!
by moie13 December 25, 2013
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Master Chef

Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.
Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.
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chef louis

The crazy over the top French Chef from The Little Mermaid. He makes all of Prince Eric's meals and is never without his clever and mallet. He had a good eye for les poissons.
Chef Louis : Les Poissons Les Poissons how I love Les Poissons
by GYM BUNNY'S PET March 06, 2017
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microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave
Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cookhot pockets
by Syndi P April 17, 2020
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DJ CHEF

DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.
DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.
by fireone123 February 25, 2022
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