Church Prime

The best religion in which dreamwastaken is god, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. The church prime is located in “the subs” in the dream smp. “The subs” is A peaceful area where people can WAP (Worship and prayer) and subscribe with twitch prime

“Church prime is the best religion” Everyone-

by DreamIsGod October 26, 2020

Episcopal Church

1) The official member Church of the Worldwide Anglican Communion in the United States of America;

2) The only Anglican church in the United States of America;

3) The church of such glorious, godly men as Samuel Seabury, William White, John Henry Hobart, Philander Chase, Jackson Kemper, James DeKoven, and al.

Schismatic: "Yeah, I'm so glad I'm a member of this new Anglican Mission in the Americas church, with a total of like four dudes, one priest and a bishop; thank Gosh I'm not an Episcopalian!"

Episcopalian: "I'm afraid, Sir, that I am the only Anglican here because I am a member of the Episcopal Church, and that you are a consummate douchebag who can slather your smackers around my fist which will shortly be engaging your throat."

by Mr. Roofmeister McHammerdong July 28, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church

A crazy bunch of people based out of Topeka Kansas who believe that God hates America because of tolerance of homosexuality. They protest at events such as military funerals, and were going to picket the funeral of the little girl killed at the Tuscon shooting (where Gabby Giffords was shot) and that the Amish girls killed in the shooting in Pennsylvania deserved to die. They picket anywhere they can and drag their kids into a life of hatred, holding signs such as 'Thank God for 9/11' and believe anyone outside their church tolerates homosexuality and is just plain going to hell.

"You've raised your fat brat to hate the Lord and you tolerate fags, so you and your brat are going to hell"-actually said by Shirley Phelps, daughter of the preacher at Westboro Baptist Church

by lizzysparkles July 1, 2011

Church is out

A. The "party" is over
B. A situation that is "fucked"
C. something that is over

Phrase coined by boxing referee Frank Cappuccino and frequently used my Danny Monaco and his entourage

A. Church is out man!

B. Church was out for the stoners that got caught by the cops.

C. Church is out for President Bush.

by Danny Monaco January 20, 2009

Church of the Poison Mind

1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.

2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.

1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.

2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.

3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.

4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2009

church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.

Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.

by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012

church lady kool-aid

Church lady kool-aid is kool-aid but doesn't have much of the powder mix in it. It tastes really bad, or just like water, because of the lack of sugar and taste. The name comes from the way an older lady would make kool-aid with less sugar, sort of "more healthy".

Person 1: Dude, is this just colored water?
Person 2: My mom made it. It's church lady kool-aid.

by Soglolz November 8, 2008