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Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.
Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.
by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020
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Champagne Mia

Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.
by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020
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Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.
They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.
by Target359 February 5, 2015
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pour champagne

My football team won state, so we began to pour champagne.
by EggFooYung October 18, 2011
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champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.
"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."
by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014
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champagne cork

When a guy is fucking someone in the ass, and pisses inside the butthole. As piss fills the rectal cavity, pressure builds, and ultimately the cork pops, spewing urine back out the ass.
Wanda was into some kinky shit. As I got her in the ass, I began pissing until POP goes the champagne cork and I couldn't hold it in there any longer.
by AEROSE August 18, 2016
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The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
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