Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Timothee Chalamet

He is so hot i would let him fuk me till i passout

Who is the hottest man in the world?
TIMOTHEE CHALAMET!!!!

by Zosus 😛 February 19, 2024

Timothee Chalamet

Aka- Timmy Wonka, Paul (under a blue sea or something), baby face but hung like his dad

“TIMOTHEE…CHALAMET!!!!! I LOVE U TIMOTHEE!!!”- Timothee Chalamet fan

by Thefirstthingthatcomsup April 5, 2024

Supreme calamitas

The final boss of terraria calamity

I hate infernum Supreme calamitas

by Vesper123131232132 May 25, 2024

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025