When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
Get the Certified jordan moment mug.A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.
Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.
A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020
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by anonymous July 19, 2021
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First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.
The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.
The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.
1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.
by Kôfboay September 27, 2021
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by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022
Get the certified poop nigga mug.A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.
by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023
Get the Certified Hotwheels Moment mug.When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.
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