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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
by Hcet Ainigriv April 17, 2009
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certt

short for "can't even respond to that"
Person #1 "i love you!"
Person #2 "i don't even know you."
Person #1 "i still love you!"
Person #2 "i, i certt."
by kellyferousandshanaynay December 16, 2008
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Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.
Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!
by luna nueva July 13, 2009
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certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.
by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010
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certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.
Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"
by abrendon67 July 24, 2014
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Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you
"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"
by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018
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Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.
That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment
by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020
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