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Colombian Ass Fuck

Like a Russian Titty Fuck but with the girls butt cheeks and while downing a bottle of Aguardiente
by Coco1988 August 26, 2012
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Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!
(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!
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cologne

Perfume for "men"

Please note that cologne rhymes with alone.
Armstrong:Houstan we have a problem
Houstan:Copy that
Armstrong: Lance put on too much cologne again and it disabled our breathing apparatuses. We've just left him on the moon, but he's taken the keys.
Houstan:Damn Calvin Klein!
by Slatte November 10, 2008
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Colombian Bow-Tie

When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.
Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
by Peter pumpkineater August 15, 2008
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Cholo

A Cholo is a latino gangster (aka Vato Loco). Some Cholos may get their clothes from Dickies that are 2 sizes larger than what they would normally wear while buttoning only the top button. Cholos may invest in lowrider brand clothing and wear plaid flannel jackets during the winter. Shirt /bandana colors may vary depending on the Cholo’s gang. Cholos may wear shoes like Lugz or Cortezes with a wide variety of colors to go with the clothes. Cholos never back down from anyone who disrespects them and always keep their chin up as they stare everyone down. They usually never move out of the way for anybody while walking, unless it’s a lady or one of their homies.
Cholos usually talk a lot of Spanglish; mixing Spanish & English words in sentences. They may say a few words in Spanish and then a few words in English and vice versa. They might also say words like “Vato,” “Foo,” or “Ese” when finishing a sentence.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 29, 2009
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Colombian

Colombian - people from the country of Colombia in South America who usually have extremely beautiful physical features: Known for its beautiful women with blue, green, hazel eyes and brunette hair, and the men with good height and light colored eyes, dark hair. The north of Colombia by Cartagena tends to have darker african mixed people the central and south of colombia usually have the more caucasian light skinned hispanics. Overall colombians are exotic, sexy, and beautiful.
Shakira is one good looking colombian

Taliana Vargas, Miss Colombia was hot
by colombianonononono March 30, 2009
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colon splash

A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.

I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
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