case of the ass

not happy with the way things are going or with someones actions.

This damned lawnmower is about to give me a case of the ass!

by WORSETHANSATAN September 13, 2003

Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

by Mac Handy May 25, 2015

case quarter

A 25-cent piece. NOT a combination of coins equaling 25 cents.

An in-law family member asked if anyone had any 'case quarters,' as he wanted to go to a do-it yourself car wash where the machine would accept only 25-cent pieces. That family has been in the Alexandria, Virginia area since 1763.

by Jim Slora July 6, 2007

A bad case of penis

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.

Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."

by Middlecitykid17 March 10, 2011

Casement

A common misconception is that Casement is a type of window. This has came about due to the remarkably perceptive nature of anyone whom has this forename. A Casement can quite literally look into you, see your deepest and darkest fears and desires. It really is just an unfair advantage, with your heritage to thank.

He knew there and then that it was time to make a ferocious act of love, right there in the middle of the chemistry class...He's obviously a Casement

by TheDocMartin September 13, 2009

come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017

basket case

1) Someone who is going mad or on the verge of a nevous brakedown.
2) A Green Day song sung by the one and only Billie Joe Armstrong. Arguably one of the great Green Day songs, if not one of the great songs of the 90's.

1) He is such a basket case.
2) Be quiet, I am listening to Basket Case.

by jazzpup February 14, 2005