making a candle

When a guy sticks his penis in a woman's ear and it gets all waxy.

Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo

by Dabsters November 16, 2016

Rubber Candle

Noun. A rubber candle is when one lights one's condom ablaze during sex. Most people who engage in this act are not likely to repeat save a few fetishists.

Ex. Last week I tried to give Julia a rubber candle. She's still in the ICU.

by Ohshizwazzup June 12, 2016

musty candle

Someone who forgets to out on deodorant and ends up in a public setting where they have to use soap, air freshener, or other household objects to cover up their filthy odor.

Guy 1: “I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. I’m gonna go in the bathroom to put soap and Febreeze on my pits”

Guy 2: “Holy shit that guy’s a musty candle”

by walkerk April 17, 2023

Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".

Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.

by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

Candle Stick

A candle stick.

Look at that candle stick.

by Seven November 16, 2003

man candle

someone's dong

I just slapped you with my man candle!

by M.C. Syphilis October 30, 2003