Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."

Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*

by Bob Smith February 26, 2005

caked

something becomes caked when there is a build up or dirt or scum.

"you dirty bastard your fucking mousemat is caked with your cum Im not touching that"

by womoma April 16, 2005

cake

1:to talk on the phone with a certian secial someone, late at night.

2: to make sweet-talk.

1: Jimmy and I are going to cake tonight.

2: stop caking,you dont mean it!

by rawrrc[l]ickk December 15, 2009

cake

it a word used for a girl that has a fat ass.

"yo she got the mean cake"

by Victoria227 July 14, 2008

Cake

1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.

1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.

by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 29, 2009

cake

A gay person also referred to as fag,sissy, and more

you a cake ass nigga

by myron allen April 26, 2005

caked

To be fed excessive volumes of dessert in a manner in which it is impolite to refuse. Usually after a large meal, or when one has a valid reason for not eating cake (diabetes, for example.) Aggressively done in some cultures.

I went to Oddi's house and his mom caked me to the point where I had to flip my plate upside down to prevent more cake from appearing.

by irrelevant592 July 10, 2013