Happy Cabbage

The term Happy Cabbage refers to a stash of money. It could be a rainy day fund, an escape fund, or even a cottage by the seaside fund. It could be a little or a lot.

It’s something you continue to build, much like the layers of a healthy cabbage.

It’s your Happy Cabbage.

“Dude, are you eating ramen again? That’s the fourth time this week!”
“Yep. And the elastic in all my underwear is shot. But you should see my Happy Cabbage! I’ll have that Ferrari one day.”

by ForestFairy January 25, 2020

Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Exxoticmissy December 30, 2017

cabbage pussy

A vagina that has over developed volva and looks like it could eat you

That girls pussy looks like it could eat you man carefully what you put in there she has a cabbage pussy.

by darvenspawner April 22, 2016

Jazz Cabbage

A newer slang term (circa 2016) for the devil's lettuce.

"Hey, are you going out tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna hang and listen to some loud jazz cabbage before passing out."

by djblvnts July 14, 2016

space cabbage

Any strain of herb that renders the user undecided, dumbfounded, or mildly retarded(hence the name space) for a period of 2 to 4 hours after use.

WhoooWeee!!!!! That nigga's got the muthufukin' space cabbage mane!
Ooowwwh!!!!!Hot Buddy!!!Hot Buddy!!!

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

Jazz Cabbage

Weed, marijuana, or cannabis.

Who’s down to burn some jazz cabbage to ease this hangover?

by RalphMacchiato September 7, 2019

Cabbage Flaps

wrinkly labia that hangs out of the vagina excessively resembling boiled cabbage.

damn, you see that broads beat puss?? She had some serious cabbage flaps.

by Deedz760 May 21, 2008