Champagne Mia

Champagne mia is a hot, smart and amazing girl. There is only one that exists in the world. She is fun to be around and loves John Cena. If you are called a champagne Mia it is a huge honour!!.

You're such a Champagne Mia

by Prosteticsforlife May 28, 2020

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

champagne sandwich

A threesome where one guy ejaculates in a woman's vagina at the exact same time the other one ejaculates in her butt.

"I heard that Jackie had a champagne sandwich last night! That must have been interesting."

by Randy Lioness May 15, 2014

Champagne wank

When masturbating and as you are about to finish, you put two hands on and shake like champagne.

Friend: Congrats on your award man
Me: Thanks, I’m going to go celebrate with a champagne wank.

Friend: *laughing* well that’s one way to celebrate.

by JB dick-tionary May 4, 2020

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 3, 2021

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

Tyler Champagne

He is such a sexy boy i swear

Tyler champagne is such a hot boy

by isobrae September 5, 2019