by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011
Get the Productive Procrastinationmug. Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 16, 2006
Get the Corporate Productmug. Girl 1: did you see the new HIGHLARIOUS productions video?
Girl 2: yeah they are the best
Trevor: I think Braden is the funniest guy in the videos
Girl 2: yeah they are the best
Trevor: I think Braden is the funniest guy in the videos
by 123674 January 23, 2022
Get the HIGHLARIOUS productionsmug. A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017
Get the product supportmug. Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).
Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.
by benny banana June 2, 2023
Get the banana-productmug. Robby's Productions is a great Youtuber who makes random videos about random things, he is a 13 Year old boy. SUBSCRIBE TO HIM
Subscribe to Robby's Productions
by V1nce Fan0112 May 30, 2022
Get the Robby's Productionsmug. End product in industry and or society is defined as the completed product of a manufactureing process.A process that creates a final defined product.
The end product of a cookie recipe is a chocolate chip cookie.
The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.
The end product of coke a cola's recipe is a can of coke.
The end product of hot water and a teabag is a cup of tea.
by paita March 25, 2013
Get the end productmug.