third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

90 degree freezer

A person, especially a girl, who is always cold. The expression comes from the fact that this person could be freezing even if it was 90 degrees outside.

Man, no matter how hot it is outside, my girlfriend is always freezing. I tell you, she's a 90 degree freezer.

by Charles LeDoux January 6, 2008

fourth degree burn

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.

After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.

by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015

45 Degrees

A lazy co-worker that is always leaning (at 45 degrees) on something while everyone else is working.

Travis is leaning again. Man that guy is one lazy motherfucker. He's always at a 45 degree angle. We shall call him "45 Degrees".

by Nojunkinthattrunk August 2, 2011

Bullshit of the 3rd Degree

When an intelligent person gets annoyed at an annoying, stubborn dumb person, he calls Bullshit of the 3rd Degree

After hours, Stephen Hawking got annoyed at the creationist, called Bullshit of the 3rd Degree, and left

by TheSeeker4 September 3, 2010

Mickey Mouse Degree

A really useless degree that has no practical use/no work out of it to the people who study for and earn it, or if they DID have value, they don't now due to overpopularity.

A few examples of a mickey mouse degrees are:

Media Studies
Business Studies
Sociology
Philosophy
Art History

Yes, they may be interesting to study, but there's no pot of gold at the end of them.

Most mickey mouse degrees tend to be BA (Bachelor of Arts), whereas BSc (Bachelor of Science)/BEng (Bachelor of Engineering) degrees actually have real value and practicality. Although it may be noted that Law is BA.

BSc/BEng degrees include:

Psychology
Biology
Chemistry
Physics
Computer Science
Mechanical Engineering
Aeronautical Engineering

Jay spent thousands on a mickey mouse degree at his local university studying Art History. Although he found it interesting, he could find nowhere to actually apply this knowledge to, so he ended up in a Managers job at McDonalds instead, whereas his friend Korena studied Computer Science and got lots of good work offered to her by various schools and business coding networks, as well as an offer by a computer company to help them set up a brand new Operating System. Why? Because her university major was PRACTICAL and USEFUL.

Pick your GCSE's, A-Levels and degree choices wisely, kids!

by fnkjsfhjsfhkjsdhfsj October 31, 2009

Graphic Design Degree

Useless. Unless, you want to work for a huge corporation. They usually take your degree into consideration because they have so many candidates. Other than that the degree is useless. You will learn much more by learning on your own online and freelancing. Furthermore, most of the classes you take in college will be very theoretical. You will not have a time to refine your useful technical and communication skills.

I went to state to get a Graphic Design Degree but I realized Ahmed is just as successful freelancing and learning on his own

by CCPMan October 12, 2017