credit bureau

An organization that specializes in providing damaging information on citizens to employers, banks, credit card companies and prospective spouses. The information doesn't have to be true, or even the same person as listed with them.

He couldn't get a wife or buy a house because the credit bureau had told the banks he had bad credit and ruined his reputation.

by Marlaette May 22, 2008

burberry

Tartan for twats. Disgusting brown check-patterned clobber worn by tasteless morons (see townie) who live in shabby provincial towns like Staines, Basingstoke, and Plymouth, listen to mind-numbing dance/garridge/rap music, and hang around shopping centres in groups of about 27 (like their idols, Blazin' Squad) so they can safely beat up and rob anybody sporting long hair, jeans, and a Nirvana t-shirt "cos they're queer, innit!" Most members of the 'burberry massive' (regardless of sex) wear a cheap imitation type of burberry purchased at the local market for a fiver - if its the genuine article, you know its been stolen! The most common form of burberry clothing worn by the male of the species is a hideous brown-checked baseball cap, worn at a pointed 45-degree angle, designed to facilitate the headbutting of lamp posts/students/goths, as well as allowing them to see where they're going when walking with their heads facing the floor (to allow the easy discharge of chewing gum, phlegm, and/or
3 litres of White Lightening cider. In other words, a dole monkey's prison blues!!!

Moron 1: "Wot do ya fink of my boss Burberry threads!"
Moron 2: "Yeh, dats da bizness, now all ya need is the trakkie bottoms tucked into fuck-off big Reeboks an' you can join the crew, innit?"
Moron 1: "Yeh, maybe I should steal some like, ugh! ugh! ugh!"
Moron 2: "Massive!!!"

by Antitownie April 12, 2004

barseman

Another Word For BossMan

"Yo look at him, He's A Barseman"
"Skeen, hes Barsey"
"Blood, what you on? manz a Barseman!"

by Mark01don January 5, 2008

bunself

A "pronoun" that seventh graders use to feel quirky and different while there are actual trans and non-binary people dying because of who they are.

Person A: Have you heard about that weird bunself pronoun?
Person B: Yeah, it's fucking pitiful.

by aoibheai October 29, 2021

barse tool

An impliment of pleasure favoured by homosexual gentlemen. Resembles a dildo and is used to tickle the area in between the fudge hole and the trouser snake. Can be easily slipped into supposedly innocent conversation in a bar room setting because of its similar sound to 'bar stool.'

"Did you bring your 'barse tool' with you Mr Picklesworth?" ennquired the colonel with a wink and a nudge.
"Why yes, but I'm afraid it's still covered in shit from last time," sniggered Mr Picklesworth.

by James M.A M May 9, 2006

Barse

In Scientific terms, 'The Perineum', the region of the body inferior to the pelvic diaphragm and between the legs.

Slang term, from the county of Wexford, Ireland:

1. Space between the balls and arse (may be used to refer to the same space of the female gender irrespective of the practical absence of a scrotum)

2. Term of abuse.

1. She did a hand stand, I placed my chin on her barse to see if a beard would suit me.

2.'You may kiss my dead uncle's barse'

by Ivor Big-one January 13, 2008

blursexual

blursexual is where you’re looking for girls who want boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

*on holiday*
boy 1: that girl and boy are fit, wonder if they're down for a threesome
boy 2: yeah, they're both blursexual

by parkalife June 24, 2018