crack buffet

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.
by jr December 12, 2004
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Ringworm Buffet

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.
by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003
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Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.
Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.
by The janitor69 June 13, 2011
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butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want
There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!
by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003
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Buffet Sick

When you've eaten so much food at an all you can eat buffet that you're physically sick as a result.
Justin: That was a good meal.

James: Uhh. Yeah. But I ate so much food I think i'm going to be buffet sick.

Justin: Get it out the window! Out the window!
by sir_duke January 16, 2011
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Steamy buffet

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.
by Diggin12 November 11, 2015
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Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.
by market price August 31, 2017
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