kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

butt buffet

1) lots of big, beautiful female booties in one place
2) a place where you can buttfuck any large-assed woman you want

There's no place I like better than the butt buffet!

by Silky Smooth December 19, 2003

Buffet Sick

When you've eaten so much food at an all you can eat buffet that you're physically sick as a result.

Justin: That was a good meal.

James: Uhh. Yeah. But I ate so much food I think i'm going to be buffet sick.

Justin: Get it out the window! Out the window!

by sir_duke January 16, 2011

crimson buffet

Eating a girl out while shes on her period

My girl's on the rag so I totally ate at the crimson buffet.

by voodoo.123 October 30, 2013