Self Bagger

Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.

I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger

by Marin Rs March 30, 2009

Carolina Brown Bagging

(noun, can be used as a verb) The act of a male having intercourse with the stoma (hole) of an individual with a colostomy bag. Popular among street-walkers, who generally charge extra for such services, as it is often advertised as the "The Fourth Hole".

I got a hooker last night, who quoted me $10 for oral, $50 for a half 'n half, and $80 for Carolina Brown Bagging. Its extra because "it's such a hassle to reconnect the colostomy bag afterwards!"

by Irish Lager and Pumpkin Tits June 16, 2010

O-Bagger

An Obama-Apologist sheep, which is the Democrat equivalent of a Tea-Bagger. No matter what or despite the truth, an O-Bagger will lie to protect their favored president, just like how Conservatives protected GWBush.

I questioned the lies of President Obama, just like I questioned the lies of GWBush when he was president, and this O-Bagger verbally attacked me with their typical vitriol & diatribe.

by Revolutionary Love July 30, 2011

facebook baggage

1) The baggage- to friend, or not to friend? etc.- that comes with joining facebook which may impact your decision on whether or not to become a member

2) The past issues you've experienced on facebook

1) I can't decide if I want to join facebook or not- on one hand, I'll be able to connect with friends, know about events, post photos, engage with the world, network, etc., but there's so much facebook baggage I'm not sure.

2) "Why so down?"
"I'm just dealing with this bitchy wall post I got. God, facbook baggage sucks."
"Word."

by snappyhappyone January 26, 2009

Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Baggin'

The act of stalking and ultimately capturing a walrus (mammal or representative of) with a bag of hessian construction. Pre-baggin' greese optional, but perferred.

DJH3MAX: Where's Al?
Trottimus: Hes out Baggin'

by BrainDeadHam August 6, 2012

Nagger Bagger

One whom performs a task in a slacking or poor manner, as well as a person who may be ignorant and/or careless.

Man, Bryan really looks like the Nagger Bagger of the team after those shitty sprints...

by Garrett Terpstra December 9, 2008