The Briefcase

This is an act in which a male braids a woman’s hair to her ass hair and proceeds to carry her like a briefcase

Me and this girl tried the briefcase last night and now her asshole is inside out

by Superpooperscooper February 28, 2021

last bachelor brief

A lengthly call done before getting married. All writers clap when clicking OK and CANCEL, while publishing the file.

Sriram is doing his last bachelor brief today.

by BI (Bachelor of Ites) November 7, 2003

brief stew

The male version of "Pantie Soup."

When an attractive woman walks by and one's underwear becomes moist with excitement.

"Dude, you see that girl? Definitely got some Brief Stew going on right now."

"There's so much Brief Stew going on in my undercarriage right now, my engine is going to break down."

by gratcorn October 7, 2013

Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

Pennsylvania Briefcase

Taking one testical in between your pinkie and ring finger, your penis in between your ring and midle finger, and your other testical in between your index and middle finger. Then rubbing on another persons face while they are sleeping.

'Last night I Pennsylvania Briefcased my roommate, he hasn't found out yet.'

by pwetzel January 23, 2010

Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.

Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?

by Gnar Cakes October 23, 2008

briefing

the act of having the perfect ass to boob ratio and simultaneously knowing how to pleasure a man with this gift; In no way being prude.

Dude, rachel is so fuckin briefing. thank god i have a unprude brief like that to satisfy all my desires.

by YOMAMMA628 April 21, 2010