basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.

Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"

by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006

Beasting

To become a beast is:

1.to become real good at something i.e. video games, the guitar, football game

2.to become ferocious and belligerent and to engage in actions of violence or disrespect.

'Beasting' or 'beasting it' is to engage in actions which demonstrate any of the two before stated definitions.

1. Dang, i was playing Halo with that cat and he started beasting it like a mother fucker. He killed everybody, dawg!

2.yo, cuz, when he fount out his girl was doin that mofo down the street, he started beasting it on them people walking by.

by Easter E June 23, 2008

Beasting

Beasting;
The act of tearing shit up, aggressive action, to go through something effortlessly.

Nigga, you see that ass over there? I was Beasting that pussy last night.

by Beast Wilkinson October 24, 2012

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

basting

in the Mormon practice when a male inserts his genitalia into a female with out the in and out motion of normal intercourse which Mormons believe not to be loosing their virginity.

Hey sally my parents are at the temple come over so we can baste... I sure do love Basting you.

by Ryan Girard June 18, 2011

Blasting Burners

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020