bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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loose bowel control

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
by BruhDictionary July 08, 2023
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Bowel lingual

Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.
Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.
by Original Green (OG) June 04, 2020
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Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster

(N). eng.; the act of receiveing fellatio from your spouse after they forget to lock the door while they are making a bowel movement.
Are you familiar with the blumpkin?

"Yeah sure, who isn't?"

Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
by Broskiniwitcz May 23, 2014
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bowel hits

The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.
Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."
by Deviant 4321 December 31, 2016
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bowel banana

A turd.
He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.
by Zonal K October 09, 2019
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